Thursday, June 25, 2009

Why America's Got Talent is so terrible!

I think Britain's Got Talent has tainted America's Got Talent so badly this year that nothing can live up to the expectations of that show. Everything from the camera angles, to the shots of the so-called surprised looking audience members to the stupid looks on Nick Cannon's face to the stupid things that come out of David Hasselhoff's mouth. This show is really bad.

I thought I would give it a try because of the mere fact the worst shows air during the summer so maybe they would have some good talent. I mean they are letting people pass through to Vegas who really aren't that good.

And what they show is shown so quickly with some music montage that you really don't get to enjoy it. I think I only enjoyed 3 acts so far, the dog who caught frisbees, the Voice of Glory kids whose mom is in a wheelchair and those kids who did hip-hop tap/step dancing.

Stop showing stupid Nick Cannon backstage or in the rafters and his raised eyebrows, his look of "Yo! this stinks". His dumb comments

And David Hasselhoff. Why is he a judge? He think practically everything is great. The Polish violin triplets who could play violin but to me sounded not so great when they sang. He liked them because they were very pretty. He couldn't stop shouting, "Yeah Alright, Alright" when they walked on the stage. And his favorite phrase, "You guys are what this show is all about!" Ughhhh

So far, Britain's Got the Talent and America doesn't...

Friday, June 19, 2009

2 yr. old with pacifiers & other things

What is it with moms who give their children pacifiers when they are 2 yrs old and up? I always see that Jayden James Federline or Spears with that thing in his mouth. It's really not necessary, is it? Stick his fingers in his mouth or something...

Also, what is with people who wear those knit hats in the summer? I am looking at US Weekly right now and there is a picture of Zac Efron at Childrens Hospital in LA and he has this winter hat on. Did he have a bad hair day?

And just above his pic, is T-Pain with the biggest diamond gold chain I have ever seen and appropriately it says "BIG ASS CHAIN". Kind of funny...

I am sick of Kate Goesselin, Who the hell are you anyway? Wow! You have sextuplets and 2 other kids & now you have a TV show. Get your life together woman! Jesus, concentrate on those kids, not your stupid TV show..

The Hills. Here's an instance when I am grateful I don't have cable. I hear about LC, Stephanie Pratt, Heidi & Spencer Pratt (who Cheslsea Handler aptly calls the "2 biggest assholes on the planet"). I can read about them all over the internet & in magazines and still don't care who the hell they are or who they have dated. GO AWAY!

Lindsay who?
Paris who?

Oh, by the way, did I mention Sptephanie Pratt says The Hills has made her bulimic! She was repulsed by her 108lbs on TV and thougth she should lose another 10 lbs. I may gorge myself with food just from reading this sob story. BOO HOO!

Has anyone been watching the train wreck, Help I'm a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here! I turn it on and then I can't look away. I really didn't know who anyone was except for Sanjaya, Stephen Baldwin, John Salley and Janice Dickinson (man what happened to her face). Who is Torrie and Patty?

Heads up! All you Saved by The Bell fans out there, they are looking to do a reunion, only Tiffani Thiessen and Dustin "Screech" Diamond are the only holdouts. This is one of my Top 3 worst shows of all time! Along with Who's The Boss & Full House...

What's with Rihanna's hair lately? It looks like a giant mohawk. Not so good for someone who is so gorgeous...

When it comes to boyfriends, Drew Barrymore is more indecisive than Jen Clark is deciding on a sandwich for lunch and if you knew Jen, then you know had bad that is.

Saw thousands of people on the Today Show this morning for the Jonas Brothers concert. To this day, I don't know any of their songs. It reminds me of the Hanson phenomenon.

Jennider Aniston's every move is a highlight of some magazine/TV. I can't imagine how hard it is for her when it comes to privacy.

Looking forward to seeing the film Precious: Based on a novel by Sapphire. Watch the preview on AOL Movies under Coming Soon. I cried. Mo'Nique stars in it and I bet she gets nominated for an Oscar. It looks really good. I think Oprah & Tyler Perry backed this film...Tearjerker all the way..

Song of the moment: Evil Woman by Mike Posner & The Brain Trust. Yes it samples ELO's Evil Woman but when don't songs these days either sample or remake hit songs. There really is a lack of originality these days. There are alot of hip hop artists on the Top 10 charts, in my opinion, that are horrific. Examples: Pitbull, Kid Cudi but the worst is Soulja Boy Tell 'Em.

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em... this is absolutely the worst group. It's a shame a group can sound so awful and make millions of dollars. I'm almost tempted to put a record out of my own...

Well, enough rantin' & ravin', I'm out! Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance

Th hit reality show sort of based on American Idol is probably the only new show I have watched this Summer (late Spring).

The dancers are really talented but the judges are the most annoying and kind of full of themselves...

For instance, the one I can't stand the most is Mia Michaels. I saw one episode where she told this kid she didn't get him at all, thought his smile was fake and didn't see what all the fuss was about. Who the hell is she again?

Then they have Lil' C as a judge. Huh?

Debbie Allen - Who doesn't know who she is? She is the most credible judge up there. I obviously don't know much about the dance industry but come on, it's Debbie Allen.


Also, judge Mary Murphy and that horrifying scream. It's insane...

Nygel Lythgoe is the Simon Cowell judge but he doesn't appear to be as rude.

I have no idea who Adam Shankman is...well he is a choreograher of dance...


I'm not sure what the rest of you think but if the judges were on mute then the show would be a whole lot better..

Friday, June 5, 2009

5 reasons to dislike Kobe Bryant

1) He's on the Lakers

2) He's the boy who cried FOUL!

3) He's in too many commercials

4) The sports announcers are too obessessed with him.. They have Jeter syndrome when it comes to Bryant

5) He's not on the Celtics